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A customer of the wonderful Mistress Gianna this one is quite amusing. His name is Mark Lynch from Long Island, NY and he needs the whole world to know that he’s a submissive. Judging from how small he is we can guess what he likes lol

This is so so funny! I think that I haven’t laughed THIS hard at a pinkypecker in…. well ever! So he is 52 years old. Okay? 52 years old! And has had sex twice. Ever. lmfao TWICE! And both times? He was laughed at. Was it the size of the teeny little clit dick? Probably, BUT lets be honest he could have lasted mere seconds! I wonder if those poor women who probably either pity fucked him or got paid to do so had absolutely no pleasure in this itsy thing. Well, if they were working girls maybe they couldn’t even feel him.

I cannot wait to show this post to all my girlfriends!

This just in! A SELFIE so you know what the little thing is attached to!

Could you imagine making out with a guy and it getting all hot and heavy, thinking that you are about to get pounded and he pulls out THIS teeny tiny pinky thing. Would you laugh him out of your bedroom? Because I sure in the hell would. I can’t even imagine something this teeny coming at me without me literally crying laughing 🤣 This thing is not even a pinky pecker, its an oversized clitty.

Have you ever looked at a dick and wonder wtf happened? Wonder if there’s more of it? Thought huh that isn’t really a dick at all, just an oversized clitty. I think this thing is an absolute insult to a micro pee pee. I hope this little and I do mean LITTLE bitch wears nothing but panties and gets laughed at when he uses the rest room wherever he goes. I bet there are women out there that would be like oh I wouldn’t mind something that small. Bitch please. This “guy” was born to be a cuckold. Period.

okay you guys! this is TOO good! Little Bryan here had a chastity device on and got even SMALLER!! Can you imagine shrinking an already shrunken little clitty?! I told him that I wanted to flick it right in the little head, and he totally did just to make me smile! So lets all point and laugh and send him little flicks on this teeny head!

Lets all tell him its useless!!!

“It’s depressing having a small dick, having to look at all the hot women” He knows he will never have a hot girl with THAT thing. He will never get to find out what a girl having an orgasm sounds like. he will never know the joy of a girl gasping when he pulls his cock out. he will only know the laughter of a girl when she see this teeny thing for the first time. he will never make a girls throat sore from moaning, unless he is eating her cream pie! Born to be a cuck Mike.

wow! Just…. wow. Look at how little this thing is! And when I say little I really mean wittle. It’s so tiny its kinda cute. He took my sph quiz too, and some of these answers are just SO amusing! One girl thought this this was a belly button. I mean, can you blame her?! And he gets off by having a girl just laugh at him. Well, I hope that there are a ton of us out there that would just be like where’s the rest of it and just laugh and laugh!
These pics are just SO funny! Panties and chastity, its like he already knows it needs locked away and put in something that if a girl actually decides to pity fuck him, she sees it and just doubles over laughing and just can’t!

Tell me you’re not laughing right now and I will call you a whole ass liar!