Where teenie weenies come to get laughed at

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Robbie!

Robbie messaged me after taking a cute little is it tiny quiz and asked to send me some pics. I said sure why not, and after a little coaxing I told him he needed to be on the site. Ready to see why?

Well first of all the panties are super cute! And look at the little button. Can you even really call that anything other than that? I would say that its not even big enough to be called a clit!

I know that I make fun of the men that don’t shave and say that their pubes are longer than their dicks but even shaved this little button looks absolutely…. strange….

Look at the little button. Its 2 whole inches! What in the world would a lady do with all the button?! I know I know! Put it in panties and laugh at it while getting some REAL dick! lmfao

The final picture, I saved the best for last. He says that he is hard in this pic. I still see a button. Not big enough to be a clit. A tiny useless little sissy puddle making button. What do you think, ladies?

Edit! Did you know that our teensy Robbie boy here was hard because he was looking at all these teensy clitties on this site?! He loves being a complete fag for clitties apparently haha!

GussetGuy

Oh these are good to make fun of! Wait until you see these pics!

How tf is it that most of these teensy clit dicks have balls that are larger than the actual clit dick? Like how is it that clitty stopped growing but those balls (and those totally look kickable btw) kept going somehow? Weird!

lmao I love these! I love how he has a camel toe! I wonder if he bought those like this or if he rigged them to be extra humiliating. Either way I couldn’t breathe when I saw these, I literally laughed my ass off. WAIT I reread the email “One even gave me the cameltoe panty to remind me of my lack of masculinity.” That woman is a GENIUS and needs to sell these to every little clit dick on this site!

LMFAO “The women i have been involved with all say they get more pleasure from a tampon than from my little guy” I mean I can certainly see why! Look at that shriveled little…. thing….

Ew! That profile view is just FUNKY! I would never ever be able to do anything with something like this but laugh at it. I know that some girls would still pity fuck. This is why I love SPH! Pubes longer than your dick! Gross.

Keith

Ready to make fun of a new little clitty dick? Yeah you are! Lets see what Keith is working with, shall we?

Why is it when its so damn small that guys wanna try to stretch it out a little? Like we aren’t going to notice that you’re stretching it? What a pathetic little thing.

Smaller than a roll for toilet paper. How absolutely useless! I can’t imagine a guy saying that he’s going to fuck me super hard and then pulling out that thing. I would die laughing, walking away while wiggling my pinky the whole time.

Okay so seriously, is his thumb bigger than his dick? Because it looks like it is! Hahaha!

Sometimes I say that shaving it won’t help it look bigger but like….. your pubes are longer than your dick Keith wtf.

Priyanka part two!

Priyanka is back with a new submission! I just love repeat pinky peckers! New pics, new ways to pick on them 😉 Lets see what this on has sent in, shall we?

The pink thing he is wearing is adorable. Seems like it would cover that…. ick… very well actually. I would die if I were around something that icky lol

Ah I just love this one! Just the way that every little clitty should be. Locked away! (Or shrunk until its useless!) And what a fitting color. PINK!

EW Its oozing! I hope that doesn’t mean that is supposed to be it “hard” because like…. there’s no way right? I can’t… Gross…

Now with this one, the only thing I would make different is the plug itself. If you are going to go girly mode, which obviously you are, then you need one of the ones with the little gem. Maybe even one of the ones that light up! Go big!

Priyanka!

Welcome to pinky peckers Priyanka! Lets get a look at what you are working with, shall we?

This pic looks so weird to me. Its like a huge ball sack with no pay off. Its like a teensy head poking out of a fat ball, I don’t know why but my brain can’t comprehend this pic. Wtf!

I think I can smell this pic. 🤢 It smells like nasty little penis and lube. I bet this is the kind of thing that little Priyanka does. Tons of masturbating! Tons of rubbing the clitty with lube.

Is…. Is it dripping!? I know it was just ACHING to be on pinky peckers! It knows where it belongs doesn’t it, Priyanka?! 🤣

ICK! To be honest I see this pic and I say oh I like that dresser! Where do I get one! But the pinky pecker in the pic? Totally useless. Totally a clitty.

Lewis part two

I LOVE when a pinky pecker comes back for more humiliation. Needing to be that good little, and I do mean LITTLE, bitch. This one is so fun! I get to laugh at it and tell him what a good little fairy faggot “he” is!

I know I say all the time that shaving doesn’t make it look bigger. But I seriously think that there are some pubes in here longer than that little nub.

Do you see what I see? Look past that little teensy clit and see the gay porn? Do you see the panties around the ankles? I think that this one is just a beg to be fucked like a dirty little fairy!

I hope this is not fully hard…. Because ew. Imagine this thing coming at you ladies, saying that its going to please you. Good thing he likes big fat dicks instead huh 😉

Look at that cock over there. I bet thats the one that our little bitch sucks on moaning that he needs dick in his mouth, saying its so tasty please give it to me. Are you a good little cock slut, Lewis? I know you’re going to read this haha

Our little shrinky dink!

These newest pics are SO super cute. Our little shrinky clitty girl got some new outfits she wants to show off! I just adore Hello Kitty!

Our cute little shrinky wearing the cutest little night set. And you REALLY need to look for that clitty in those adorable little panties! Awe her little girly boobies are coming in nicely too!

We all know by now that our little Wednesday is going to find a reason to wear some thigh highs, any excuse at all! Look you can even see how happy she is to wear some thigh highs! Notice the little wet spot on the panties 😉

Look! I bet under that cute lavender cami is a little wet spot! I think she loves those things. Even shaves before putting them on to make them feel silkier. A little like a dirty slut huh Wednesday?

Awe they’re white! With little bows. How virginal! That little clitty has shrunken down nicely! I almost wanna poke it and giggle. Keep showing us your progress, Wednesday! We all enjoy it!

Our little shrinky dink

Shrinky is doing very well! I’m so very pleased with the progress! Wanna see? Of course you do!

Look how tiny it has become! Not that it wasn’t tiny before but its gotten SO much worse! It almost looks absolutely useless now. Like its broken.

Look at our little Wednesday with the slutty thigh highs and magical disappearing clitty.

I am really surprised that our little Wednesday has such plain white cotton panties under this cute little black dress. I think that something that cute should have some whore panties underneath, don’t you think shrinky?

Awe what a cute little set! Can barely see the magical shrinking clitty in those panties! Pretty soon it will just be a nub! lmfao Good job shrinky. Keep the pics coming! We love staying up to date on your progress!

Lewis

These pics…. They are super hilarious! I think this may be the tiniest we have ever had on the site! (so far!) I think that maybe this one should get a nice bright pink pinky peckers badge or something haha

Holy SHIT thats so small! What do I even call that?! I think its an insult to pinky pecker. Its an oversized clitty? Nah I think I have seen bigger clits!

“he” said this was it hard…. WHERE?! that it was throbbing and SUPER hard. I… I don’t see it. I really just think that its a gross little… thing haha

he said that he hasn’t been with a woman in 7 year. And I am surprised! Why? Because he was with one at all!! Why would a woman ever be okay with something this…. useless?! Ick!

Awe look at the little button! I just wanna FLICK it as hard as I can and giggle? Is that mean? I really don’t care but like…. CLITTY FLICKS for this one haha!

Cuckedboy aka Shrinky Dink

I am so very much enjoying what we have been doing to our tiny little cucked friend. Our little Wednesday is coming along very nicely. Shrinking so good that sometimes it doesn’t even want to work. Lets be honest here, we don’t want something this small to work do we? Its so small and well to be fair to anything with a vagina, useless! So lets be sure its useless to her too, right Wednesday?

Lets get into our pics!

So in this first one, the little nighty looks super comfy. Like everything should be shaved before our little girl puts this on to crawl into bed. And look it even looks like she is growing out her little boobies!

I had our girl put on some nipple suckers. You know so the nipples become more girly. Longer, harder. Too bad these things don’t work on clits huh Wednesday. Lmfao Oh wait look at the basic white cotton panties, did you even notice a little shrinky dink in there? No?! Me either!

Seeing our girl in the thigh highs and showing off the little teensy clitty. Showing how much it has shrank, and how it only wants to work sometimes now, makes my evil little heart happy! I love seeing the results and seeing the freaking out about it not working!

Last pic!

EXTREME CLOSE UP! Lets look at this though. Lets examine this. Its going away! Its shrinking so good! It seems even the little testicles are shriveling up! They don’t wanna be around that shrinky dink either! Honestly? Who does!

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