This is so so funny! I think that I haven’t laughed THIS hard at a pinkypecker in…. well ever! So he is 52 years old. Okay? 52 years old! And has had sex twice. Ever. lmfao TWICE! And both times? He was laughed at. Was it the size of the teeny little clit dick? Probably, BUT lets be honest he could have lasted mere seconds! I wonder if those poor women who probably either pity fucked him or got paid to do so had absolutely no pleasure in this itsy thing. Well, if they were working girls maybe they couldn’t even feel him.

I cannot wait to show this post to all my girlfriends!

This just in! A SELFIE so you know what the little thing is attached to!