Teeny Tiny Peckers

Where teenie weenies come to get laughed at

Kirby the teeny

So this thing is absolutely teeny. Look at it! Its just so…. useless. Can you imagine this teeny guy begging for you to fuck it? I for one wouldn’t be able to feel a damn thing! It’s just about the size of the lipstick tube I carry around! And I can’t imagine fucking that thing would be ANY fun.



Teeny little Bryan

wow! Just…. wow. Look at how little this thing is! And when I say little I really mean wittle. It’s so tiny its kinda cute. He took my sph quiz too, and some of these answers are just SO amusing! One girl thought this this was a belly button. I mean, can you blame her?! And he gets off by having a girl just laugh at him. Well, I hope that there are a ton of us out there that would just be like where’s the rest of it and just laugh and laugh!
These pics are just SO funny! Panties and chastity, its like he already knows it needs locked away and put in something that if a girl actually decides to pity fuck him, she sees it and just doubles over laughing and just can’t!

Tell me you’re not laughing right now and I will call you a whole ass liar!

Vince

Wow…. Just wow. This thing is SO tiny! He took my teeny quiz and measured it hard. Its a whole 2 inches! Can you imagine being super horny and this thing gets pulled out?! What’s worse I thought he would be a virgin, but no. Someone somewhere had pity on this teeny thing and fucked it. Ew!

If you don’t laugh when someone pulls out a literal pinky, you are just kidding yourself. Poor Vince here admitted to also being a super quick cummer. Yikes!

“J”

Look at this teeny little flopper. This is one teeny little thing. I think that if I saw this irl, I would just double over laughing. I would just take pics, kinda like these to text my friends and show off J’s little…..thing…..

This little thing doesn’t even look like it can get hard at all. Or wait, is that it hard?!

You know it’s pretty sad when your balls are bigger than your floppy little dick.

okay this one made me do a spit take. This guy needs to put on a pair of panties and accept that he’s a whole bitch.

John

So this little thing belongs to John. I really hope that John is a lonely boy. With what he is packing, I hope that John only has his hand. That he pulls this thing out in front of a woman and she laughs and says no. That he pulls this thing out and the woman starts taking pics to tell her friends about the teeny thing that tried to get with her that night, while she is also texting that giant cock that she actually wants. You tell me what you think of this thing. Does it get the pinkypecker stamp? I sure af think it does!

Robert

What can I even say? I spit my drink when he sent me this pic. I can’t even believe that something so teeny could exist! I like to think of this as one of those that I need my glasses for. Something that even a magnifying glass wouldn’t be enough. Maybe a microscope? haha! This thing makes me hope that he is a super virgin. *Of course I think that if you have to pay for sex you are still a virgin* Well, what are YOUR thoughts on this teeny guy? I can’t wait to make all my friends look at it!

YIKES!

Our next guy was sent in by his WIFE!!!!

Look at this tiny thing. Can you imagine being married to this teeny thing? I can only imagine her sleeping and that teeny thing poking her in the back when she tries to rest. What in the hell even is this?! I think I have seen bigger grapes! To confirm he is a cuckold because ew…..

She told you to keep your hands off your itty clitty, and you couldn’t. And now look at you. Out here with that teeny thing for the world to see! #ChastityForever

I hope poor teeny Scott sees this. I hope that his amazing wife sends him the link to his own little blurb about… “it” ew.

Look at his red butt! This little guy was spanked for not being able to keep his hands off that teeny weenie haha.

Teeny little Josh

I know that this site is totally dedicated to teeny peckers, but like…..

I feel like this is just WAY small. Lets face it if a guy pulled this out in front of you ladies, you would giggle. Lets stop pity fucking things this small ladies. I hope that this guy ends up as a cuck! Its just SO small if he’s married, I feel bad for his wife! lmfao

Poor little Steve.

Look at this tiny thing!

lmfao this looks like something that would make me do a spit take! I wouldn’t be able to hold in my laughter. I hope that this guy is a whole ass virgin, because what woman would wanna deal with something THIS small?!

I guess he wanted to see what it was like to have a pussy and get fucked by a REAL cock?!

lmfao I bet he’s used to the strap on! I sure hope so anyway 😉

you know what they say; trim the bushes to make the tree look bigger. Sometimes that doesn’t even work. I mean obviously haha

In conclusion; this is one TINY little pinky pecker!

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