Where teenie weenies come to get laughed at

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Vince

Wow…. Just wow. This thing is SO tiny! He took my teeny quiz and measured it hard. Its a whole 2 inches! Can you imagine being super horny and this thing gets pulled out?! What’s worse I thought he would be a virgin, but no. Someone somewhere had pity on this teeny thing and fucked it. Ew!

If you don’t laugh when someone pulls out a literal pinky, you are just kidding yourself. Poor Vince here admitted to also being a super quick cummer. Yikes!

“J”

Look at this teeny little flopper. This is one teeny little thing. I think that if I saw this irl, I would just double over laughing. I would just take pics, kinda like these to text my friends and show off J’s little…..thing…..

This little thing doesn’t even look like it can get hard at all. Or wait, is that it hard?!

You know it’s pretty sad when your balls are bigger than your floppy little dick.

okay this one made me do a spit take. This guy needs to put on a pair of panties and accept that he’s a whole bitch.

John

So this little thing belongs to John. I really hope that John is a lonely boy. With what he is packing, I hope that John only has his hand. That he pulls this thing out in front of a woman and she laughs and says no. That he pulls this thing out and the woman starts taking pics to tell her friends about the teeny thing that tried to get with her that night, while she is also texting that giant cock that she actually wants. You tell me what you think of this thing. Does it get the pinkypecker stamp? I sure af think it does!

Robert

What can I even say? I spit my drink when he sent me this pic. I can’t even believe that something so teeny could exist! I like to think of this as one of those that I need my glasses for. Something that even a magnifying glass wouldn’t be enough. Maybe a microscope? haha! This thing makes me hope that he is a super virgin. *Of course I think that if you have to pay for sex you are still a virgin* Well, what are YOUR thoughts on this teeny guy? I can’t wait to make all my friends look at it!

YIKES!

Our next guy was sent in by his WIFE!!!!

Look at this tiny thing. Can you imagine being married to this teeny thing? I can only imagine her sleeping and that teeny thing poking her in the back when she tries to rest. What in the hell even is this?! I think I have seen bigger grapes! To confirm he is a cuckold because ew…..

She told you to keep your hands off your itty clitty, and you couldn’t. And now look at you. Out here with that teeny thing for the world to see! #ChastityForever

I hope poor teeny Scott sees this. I hope that his amazing wife sends him the link to his own little blurb about… “it” ew.

Look at his red butt! This little guy was spanked for not being able to keep his hands off that teeny weenie haha.

Teeny little Josh

I know that this site is totally dedicated to teeny peckers, but like…..

I feel like this is just WAY small. Lets face it if a guy pulled this out in front of you ladies, you would giggle. Lets stop pity fucking things this small ladies. I hope that this guy ends up as a cuck! Its just SO small if he’s married, I feel bad for his wife! lmfao

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