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Robert

What can I even say? I spit my drink when he sent me this pic. I can’t even believe that something so teeny could exist! I like to think of this as one of those that I need my glasses for. Something that even a magnifying glass wouldn’t be enough. Maybe a microscope? haha! This thing makes me hope that he is a super virgin. *Of course I think that if you have to pay for sex you are still a virgin* Well, what are YOUR thoughts on this teeny guy? I can’t wait to make all my friends look at it!

YIKES!

Poor little Steve.

Look at this tiny thing!

lmfao this looks like something that would make me do a spit take! I wouldn’t be able to hold in my laughter. I hope that this guy is a whole ass virgin, because what woman would wanna deal with something THIS small?!

I guess he wanted to see what it was like to have a pussy and get fucked by a REAL cock?!

lmfao I bet he’s used to the strap on! I sure hope so anyway 😉

you know what they say; trim the bushes to make the tree look bigger. Sometimes that doesn’t even work. I mean obviously haha

In conclusion; this is one TINY little pinky pecker!

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