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“Painted1” part 3!

What can I say about this little thing? About the size of a chapstick tube…. I couldn’t imagine someone coming at me with something so tiny and not laughing. Not being like get the fuck away from me with your what, three inches? Laughable, I dunno if he’s ever gonna get laid. Lets hope not. And I hope he wears these pink satin panties all the time. You know in case anyone ever tries to take him home for a pity fuck.

Adam and Eve all rolled into one!

Imagine being told “Show me yours and I’ll show you mine” and when you whip out your…. thing… she falls over laughing and says there’s no way you get to see what I’ve got! Poor little Adam here had just that happen. Well now he knows his place is on his knees as Eve. Praying to a much bigger cock, with his lips haha

Eve’s little clit compared to the cock she worships now. See the difference? One anyone would worship and that teensy little nub… ew.

Where it belongs, all caged.

lol some girls put those little circular band aids on their nips to hide them. I wonder if you would be able to hide this little clitty with one of those.

Eve loving the big cock in her little mouth! Just where someone with that teensy clitty dick needs to be! Enjoy Eve!

“AJ0408”

So I get this fabulous submission today. Its…. terrible.

I feel like this thing is just about an innie, and that it should be used like a clit! I mean lets be honest, there isn’t anything there to stroke.

Look how teensy this thing is! Its a teeny clown face!

Its even like pencil thin! What the hell! lmfao thats adding insult to injury here!

A teensy little clown face.

Just a heads up to everyone with the teensy little pinky peckers, shaving sometimes doesn’t help. lmfao everyone point and laugh like I did

“Painted1” part two.

What can I say? This thing is just laughable. Who wouldn’t just look at it wiggle their little pinky? This thing isn’t even worth a pity fuck. You’d have to be a whole ass virgin to feel it lmfao. 🤏 Isn’t even small enough! This thing belongs in the panties he’s wearing forever!

So on a side note, that last one made me gag…. ew

SissyBarbie

Take a look at this ridiculous thing! I can’t imagine this thing being in anything other than panties. Like could you imagine being in the mood and this thing coming at you. I’d just die laughing! Its so pathetic! So lets all tell him to keep this little thing locked away in panties forever! (Also, I think that heel is bigger than that clit dick lmfao how pathetic!)

“painted1”

Oof! How do I even start this post? It’s freakin tiny. So so small. I love getting to do this, love showing you teensie bitches how small you are! I love making fun of your thumb dicks. I feel like if this guy pulled this out in front of me, I would just fall over laughing. Lets be honest, that would probably make him lose a load too. But like, where’s the rest of it?! There’s gotta be more right lmfao 😂 Would you be able to hold back your laughter? Look at it, and I mean REALLY look at it. Would you wanna get fucked by a thumb?! No, the answer is NO! Lets hope he’s not married and is still a virgin.

Can’t tell if those are tighty whiteys or if they are panties…. Either way I guess if the panties fit…..

It just looks off…. Like if he had pubes (guys like this need to remember that guys who shave their pubes to “make it look bigger” it really doesn’t work in your favor!) it would be just a little nub sticking out of a bush!

in this position it doesn’t SEEM too bad BUT see the profile pic above. Its a thumb. Ladies; we deserve more than a thumb.

*gag* I wanna flick it. Is it wrong that I wanna flick it? Yuck. 🤏

Brian the guy that should be on the header of this site!

LOL Yes, I think that he should be the header on this site. Like should always have his little clitty shown here for the rest of eternity! Showing off that itty bitty thing to the world. Can you imagine this thing being your husband? It’s laughable to think that there is a woman that said I do to that thing. Like for sure she is just cuckolding the ever loving shit out of him.


Kirby the teeny

So this thing is absolutely teeny. Look at it! Its just so…. useless. Can you imagine this teeny guy begging for you to fuck it? I for one wouldn’t be able to feel a damn thing! It’s just about the size of the lipstick tube I carry around! And I can’t imagine fucking that thing would be ANY fun.



Robert

What can I even say? I spit my drink when he sent me this pic. I can’t even believe that something so teeny could exist! I like to think of this as one of those that I need my glasses for. Something that even a magnifying glass wouldn’t be enough. Maybe a microscope? haha! This thing makes me hope that he is a super virgin. *Of course I think that if you have to pay for sex you are still a virgin* Well, what are YOUR thoughts on this teeny guy? I can’t wait to make all my friends look at it!

YIKES!

Poor little Steve.

Look at this tiny thing!

lmfao this looks like something that would make me do a spit take! I wouldn’t be able to hold in my laughter. I hope that this guy is a whole ass virgin, because what woman would wanna deal with something THIS small?!

I guess he wanted to see what it was like to have a pussy and get fucked by a REAL cock?!

lmfao I bet he’s used to the strap on! I sure hope so anyway 😉

you know what they say; trim the bushes to make the tree look bigger. Sometimes that doesn’t even work. I mean obviously haha

In conclusion; this is one TINY little pinky pecker!

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