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This is Gary. Gary sent in the normal 4 pics. He is around 50 years old, and says that he sent in both hard and soft pics. I can’t wait to dig into these! You ready? Lets go!

I really hope that this is one of the soft pictures. I can’t even imagine how hard I would be laughing if I saw something this tiny coming at me thinking he was gonna touch me. This is just sad!

Its gotta be soft here. Like it looks like an innie! I would even go as far as saying it is kinda like a clit! I wonder if he strokes with two fingers, or if he just rubs it like it IS in fact, a little clit! 🤣

What in the actual hell? Where did it go?! 🔎 Can anyone spot the clit?

Oh okay phew! Theres the micro penis! What do you all think? I’m thinking this one is the smallest one yet! I hope that theres not a Miss Gary.

You all need to read this amazingly humiliating story about one of these pics!
“I dated a domme who loved sph and was really creative. Having a submissive measure their penis is not, I realize, that uncommon. However, the first time she told me that she wanted to measure me, she sent me to her desk to get a ruler. I brought back the first one I saw, which was a standard 12” wooden ruler, which I later suspected was placed front and center to lure me into her trap. When she saw what I had chosen, she led me back to her desk, pointed out I didn’t really “need” a ruler that big did I, and proceeded to show me she also had an 8″ and a 6″ ruler in the cup, amongst the pens, pencils and hi-lighters. She laid all three out on her desk and then had me pick the most appropriate one for me. Once I’d chosen the smallest one, she took some masking tape (which she just happened to have handy), put a piece of it on the back of the 6″ ruler and, with a flourish, wrote my submissive name on it. Letting me know that I now had “my own” ruler, in case we ever needed to measure it again.”

I hope that she recognizes this pic and that she sees this post! Maybe even gets sent it 😉

Look at this ting hard! Imagine seeing this thing coming at you lmfao I would just die laughing.

I feel like in this pic, I would rather have the chapstick!

Look at these dirty little slut panties. Almost can’t even see anything IN them!

So! Where to start with this one. I thought it was a joke when I saw these little panties, it doesn’t even look like there’s anything in there! What a laugh I had when I saw the rest!

Now remember that movie Silence of the Lambs where that dude tucked and says I would fuck me? Yeah that was what I thought of when I saw this next pic!

If you look closely…. like REALLY closely you can see an over sized clitty! Look at how teensy it is! How… microscopic it is! What a joke!

So a different view of this teensy peensy! Ready? It honestly is so tiny and needs to be in panties for ever!!!

P.S. Shaving something that small won’t help it look bigger but I totally understand shaving it because silky panties are wonderful 😉

What can I say about this little thing? About the size of a chapstick tube…. I couldn’t imagine someone coming at me with something so tiny and not laughing. Not being like get the fuck away from me with your what, three inches? Laughable, I dunno if he’s ever gonna get laid. Lets hope not. And I hope he wears these pink satin panties all the time. You know in case anyone ever tries to take him home for a pity fuck.

Imagine being told “Show me yours and I’ll show you mine” and when you whip out your…. thing… she falls over laughing and says there’s no way you get to see what I’ve got! Poor little Adam here had just that happen. Well now he knows his place is on his knees as Eve. Praying to a much bigger cock, with his lips haha

Eve’s little clit compared to the cock she worships now. See the difference? One anyone would worship and that teensy little nub… ew.

Where it belongs, all caged.

lol some girls put those little circular band aids on their nips to hide them. I wonder if you would be able to hide this little clitty with one of those.

Eve loving the big cock in her little mouth! Just where someone with that teensy clitty dick needs to be! Enjoy Eve!

So I get this fabulous submission today. Its…. terrible.

I feel like this thing is just about an innie, and that it should be used like a clit! I mean lets be honest, there isn’t anything there to stroke.

Look how teensy this thing is! Its a teeny clown face!

Its even like pencil thin! What the hell! lmfao thats adding insult to injury here!

A teensy little clown face.

Just a heads up to everyone with the teensy little pinky peckers, shaving sometimes doesn’t help. lmfao everyone point and laugh like I did

What can I say? This thing is just laughable. Who wouldn’t just look at it wiggle their little pinky? This thing isn’t even worth a pity fuck. You’d have to be a whole ass virgin to feel it lmfao. 🤏 Isn’t even small enough! This thing belongs in the panties he’s wearing forever!

So on a side note, that last one made me gag…. ew