What can I say about this little thing? About the size of a chapstick tube…. I couldn’t imagine someone coming at me with something so tiny and not laughing. Not being like get the fuck away from me with your what, three inches? Laughable, I dunno if he’s ever gonna get laid. Lets hope not. And I hope he wears these pink satin panties all the time. You know in case anyone ever tries to take him home for a pity fuck.
