Wow…. Just wow. This thing is SO tiny! He took my teeny quiz and measured it hard. Its a whole 2 inches! Can you imagine being super horny and this thing gets pulled out?! What’s worse I thought he would be a virgin, but no. Someone somewhere had pity on this teeny thing and fucked it. Ew!

If you don’t laugh when someone pulls out a literal pinky, you are just kidding yourself. Poor Vince here admitted to also being a super quick cummer. Yikes!