I dunno where to even begin with this. The pics I have gotten just tell an absolutely amazingly funny story. Ready to follow along?

So Pic one says “The postilion I am most likely to have sex in” Well yeah you are flaunting that little boy pussy up in the air like this who isn’t gonna wanna make you squeal like a bitch?


Pic Two says: “Me in my pink cage, a little under 2cm, i.e. less than an inch” less than an inch…. Let that sink in. If you fold your finger from knuckle to knuckle should be around an inch. Depending on how big your hands are of course. And that is just humiliating as can BE!!!


Pic Three says: “The effort I put in to dressing up as a girl to attract men to fuck me” Look at this little sissy bitch! I mean we can probably (with how big that clit is) just call him a she right?


Pic 4 says: “The baby dick uncovered”
Wow…. I really hope that no woman has ever seen that and thought well…. he’s nice I guess I should pity fuck him because gross.