{"id":97,"date":"2023-03-14T23:43:54","date_gmt":"2023-03-14T23:43:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/?p=97"},"modified":"2023-03-15T00:13:14","modified_gmt":"2023-03-15T00:13:14","slug":"robert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/14\/robert\/","title":{"rendered":"Robert"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What can I even say?  I spit my drink when he sent me this pic. I can&#8217;t even believe that something so teeny could exist!  I like to think of this as one of those that I need my glasses for.  Something that even a magnifying glass wouldn&#8217;t be enough.  Maybe a microscope?  haha!  This thing makes me hope that he is a super virgin.  *Of course I think that if you have to pay for sex you are still a virgin* Well, what are YOUR thoughts on this teeny guy? I can&#8217;t wait to make all my friends look at it! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"629\" height=\"472\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pinkypeckers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/fsZPvFr0IQ.jpg?resize=629%2C472&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-98\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pinkypeckers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/fsZPvFr0IQ.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pinkypeckers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/fsZPvFr0IQ.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pinkypeckers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/fsZPvFr0IQ.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pinkypeckers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/fsZPvFr0IQ.jpg?resize=900%2C675&amp;ssl=1 900w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pinkypeckers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/fsZPvFr0IQ.jpg?w=1250&amp;ssl=1 1250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 629px) 100vw, 629px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">YIKES!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What can I even say? I spit my drink when he sent me this pic. I can&#8217;t even believe that something so teeny could exist! I like to think of this as one of those that I need my glasses for. Something that even a magnifying glass wouldn&#8217;t be enough. Maybe a microscope? haha! This [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,9,2,4,3,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humiliation-phone-sex","category-humiliation-phonesex","category-small-penis","category-small-penis-phone-sex","category-small-penis-phonesex","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":99,"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions\/99"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}