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Oof! How do I even start this post? It’s freakin tiny. So so small. I love getting to do this, love showing you teensie bitches how small you are! I love making fun of your thumb dicks. I feel like if this guy pulled this out in front of me, I would just fall over laughing. Lets be honest, that would probably make him lose a load too. But like, where’s the rest of it?! There’s gotta be more right lmfao \ud83d\ude02 Would you be able to hold back your laughter? Look at it, and I mean REALLY look at it. Would you wanna get fucked by a thumb?! No, the answer is NO! Lets hope he’s not married and is still a virgin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Can’t tell if those are tighty whiteys or if they are panties…. Either way I guess if the panties fit…..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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It just looks off…. Like if he had pubes (guys like this need to remember that guys who shave their pubes to “make it look bigger” it really doesn’t work in your favor!) it would be just a little nub sticking out of a bush!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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in this position it doesn’t SEEM too bad BUT see the profile pic above. Its a thumb. Ladies; we deserve more than a thumb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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*gag* I wanna flick it. Is it wrong that I wanna flick it? Yuck. \ud83e\udd0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oof! How do I even start this post? It’s freakin tiny. So so small. I love getting to do this, love showing you teensie bitches how small you are! I love making fun of your thumb dicks. I feel like if this guy pulled this out in front of me, I would just fall over […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,9,2,4,3,5,7,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humiliation-phone-sex","category-humiliation-phonesex","category-small-penis","category-small-penis-phone-sex","category-small-penis-phonesex","category-sph","category-sph-phone-sex","category-sph-phonesex"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":155,"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions\/155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pinkypeckers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}